answer me, gregory
answer me, gregory
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How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?
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i already did!
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🎵 La cucaleche, la cucaleche 🎵
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Absolutely cursed 😂
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2070 certainly will be.
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What ever you do, dont tell RFK about raw cockroach milk.
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There are not many times I feel sorry for cockroaches, but setting RFK onto them would be one.
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He would snort lines of it ... it is crystals after all.
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Finally, a use for them
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Milk has many uses.
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I'm kindof a nimby when it comes do giant cockroach farms in my area, please don't scale this up. Don't make "oops 2 billion milkroaches have escaped" a thing.
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I'm calling it. Roach flu, next pandemic.
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Why would cockroaches HAVE milk? They don't nurse young or anything like that
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Cockroach milk is sourced from the Pacific Beetle cockroach, a type of roach that gives birth to live offspring and produces 'milk', which it feeds its embryos through a 'brood sac' (essentially a cockroach womb). There is, in fact, no actual 'milking' involved: scientists need to carve out the cockroach’s gut in order to access the milk, which is in the form of crystals.
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Would've been useful knowledge while I was still living in the dorm...
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Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?
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Popped open the article to find out, and the answer is neither. The 'milk' is crystals collected by cutting open a particular kind of roach and extracting them from its brood sack.
There's a phrase I didn't know I'd be using today.
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What a terrible day to be able to read.
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I wonder what kind of research goes in a lab where someone goes "what if we cut the grub from the pregnant cockroach and test to see it's nutrition content?"
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Bam! Right in the brood sack
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I wondered the same, but do we really want to know?
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Just read the other reply and I can now say no I wish I didn't know.
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Fundamental commodities for a space game: baobab trees, eels, crystal milk, serfs.
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I would rather drink piss than cokroach milk
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In libertarian free market you won't even know what you're drinking. Just the prices.
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Fuck
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I would rather drink roach milk than cock piss
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Who's Greg? You mean Gaylord. Gaylord Focker
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Don't give the Springfield mob any ideas now...
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Nope✌️
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I definitely assume that Palmetto Cheese is just ground-up palmetto bugs.
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And somehow, just as disgusting
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