Not incorrect.
Not incorrect.
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Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
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Trying to rewrite everything in the universe
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It's a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.
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I am not in this chart because my favourite programming languages are too nerdy for the cool programming nerds to include in their nerd chart.
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Therefore I can conclude I am not a nerd
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I don't think that's how it works.
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Super nerd
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Turbo Nerd
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Nerd.
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Fair.
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Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
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I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
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TIL fortran has a logo
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Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
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As a haskell nerd, I feel that I have the moral authority to declare you king of the nerds.
"Ha! You think your language has macros? You call that a macro?! This list processing code is a list of tokens, why wouldn't it be able to edit itself?"
It breaks my brain.
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Nah, too relevant, what with LUA, functional programming, currying, and AI, et. al. ;)
I did an AI robot arena bot in college using Lisp. That was interesting.
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The revenge!
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Where would COBOL fall?
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"You're in a Nursing Home"
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"and nerd"
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R
We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
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Where holyC
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You are a christian nerd
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What is the bottom right language?
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Perl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
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Still the linux sysadmin's language of choice!
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what about BASIC
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Laughs in perl
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TMTOWTDI!
Nerd.
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It's dark... you are eaten by a grue.
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What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!
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🤓
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If you're programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.
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This chart knows me.
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Wow I'm an old engineer nerd. I feel so exposed. Zero is nothing always start at one for life.
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...but some nerds are more equal than others.
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10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.
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The only more masochist geeks are the Perl ones - especially the ones who entered the "most obfuscated code" contests.
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This is deep.
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Perl should say: You are old and a nerd or you use Debian
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As a ruby guy, I'm just happy to be included.
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Where is Objective-C?
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No. The proper term is GEEK. Needs are uncoordinated, awkward, have no fashion sense, and occasionally tape their broken glasses (or say sheepishly, "did I do that?")
Geeks have in-depth, we'll researched knowledge on topics that are obscure to the "mundanes", have intellectual curiosity, and sometimes gain in wealth as a result. In many cases, they tend to make non-geeks (and geeks for other topics) completely befuddled. This sometimes results in insecurity on the part of non-geeks, which negatively impacts their social lives. On rare occasions, such geeks are so over the top smart that they transcend such petty attitudes (see: Neil deGrasse Tyson)
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