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SoftestSapphic @lemmy.world

2w ago

Rule

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Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
- There's no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
  
  there's no evidence he wasn't a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
  
  That's why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
  
  But could he turn the water in it into wine

Little known facts:
Having 9 inches is considered 'being hung'.
Jesus was crucified by 'being hung from 9' inch nails.
Nine inch nails brings you 'closer to god'.
This is also why cats have 9 lives.
9
- Germans: NEIN!
  
  In Germany, cats only have 7 lives 😔
- 9 inches? who has such long fingers?

Hung? No. Pretty sure he got nailed though.

Off topic but the past tense of killing someone by hanging is "hanged", as in The Hanged Man. It's an important distinction when discussing well-endowed people.

He was murdered

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