19 Year Old DOGE Staffer Known as 'Big Balls' Reportedly the Grandkid of a KGB Spy
DOGE Staffer Known as 'Big Balls' Reportedly the Grandkid of a KGB Spy
“omg i love russian spies now” - republicans
There sure are a lot of damned Russians showing up everywhere like cockroaches.
The fact that this title is something that is actually happening right now in our reality is giving me an aneurysm.
This simulation is gonna get canceled for being too unrealistic soon
I can’t believe I actually miss the days when government at least felt like serious business.
All I wanted was to stop having to worry about what was happening in government. I wanted it to go back to boring bureaucracy. I wanted the news to stop being about whatever bullshit came out of Trumps mouth. Or Elon's.
I just wanted it to go back to normal when it was rare to actually hear what the president said. That their speeches were a special event.
Isn't this the same dunce who couldn't* program "Hello World" ?
as if that could possibly matter less, "newsflash : water droplet is let loose in raging river, story at 11"
Honestly, it probably shouldn't matter anyway. Yeah, it probably draws attention during a background check for a security clearance, but the real problem is that these guys aren't qualified and don't have clearances anyway.
If you read the story, the KGB spy tried to defect in the 80s and got executed because of that. The kid's never known him and probably didn't even know this.
Focus on terrible stuff he's actually doing and don't let stories like this distract you.
the entire DOGE office was created to infiltrate and wreck the inner workings of american democratic institutions, who gives a fuck if someone father was stalin, this would be news if they were the only one trying to do some dirt, but they're all fucking there to bust up the joint, ever single last fucking nazi twink
