2d ago

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children

www.telegraph.co.uk Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children

Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown

Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown

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3d ago

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children

www.telegraph.co.uk /news/2025/02/19/jeff-bezos-could-face-prison-amazon-knife-sales-children/

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Could, but won't. At most he'd pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.

Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn't mean a thing to them.

As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system
- I can't help but picture some stereotypical British street urchin child (think Oliver Twist) buying a knife from Amazon.
  
  And the avatar for Amazon just carelessly hands a child a long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose but gleeful, sadistic murder

Let's hope so

0.00000000000% Chance.
He'd buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it'll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
- He doesn't have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.

I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.

He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂

Do you think the author typed that headline with a straight face?
- This headline is so far from reality it should be institutionalized as a danger to itself and society.
- Odds are actually less than a meteorite randomly killing him , and those odds are literally astronomical.

lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US

Does this mean online knife stores are gonna start carding?
- they should have been the whole time.

Billionaires don't go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
- There is this one country where they're not above the law 🇨🇳
- But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
- But not above a guillotine
- Billionaires are the law

I don't think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.

I'll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail

I'm pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison

that's a pardoning
- That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
  
  Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors

😂 the telegraph with the hottest out of touch take of the year.

Also, I will surely wake up in the morning with 60 billion dollars in my bank account

Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy ~~deadly weapons~~ silverware in Home Office crackdown
FTFY.
- UK politics is its own brand of out there