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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

6d ago

Good morning.

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His mistake: She's clearly a keeper.
- A nose keeper
  
  "When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart."

I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
- Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I'm happy you made this and will be something I'll try to do in the future
  
  I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
  https://threadfaker.com/
  But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
  
  But won't someone think of the poor ad revenue
- No way is Elon Musk that cool.
  
  Exactly. Also, you know he'd hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
- "He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said 'got your nose Donald' and he kept coming back for more"
- Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol

He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
- Definitely not. It would need three more frames.

Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive

Jokes on you im into that shit.
- Literally
- You’re such a brownnoser.

He’s mad because she never gave it back.
- Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.

That's actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of "pussy".
- ~~"pussy"~~
  "pusay"
  
  Pisay Pao. Z Nation was fun.

Don't care about bumhole or the pinch, but I'd propose instantly due to the humor.
- Exaaaactly this. If you can't laugh at yourself and me while we're naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you're having, really.

Worth it, he doesn't deserve you.

You got his nose but he's got pink eye
- That's why you wear goggles, duh.
  
  Ze goggles do nothing!

If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
- Well it's been a while, wink wink.
  
  Oh my, now I’m blushing.
- I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal....
  She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it...

what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
- pussy - > pssy - > psay - > p yay!
  
  no i meant that
- A shitpost is happening

Bro if a girl did this to me I'd never leave
- Well, yea. You won't be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
  
  Tycho Brahe wouldn't be phased.
  
  True, and I'd be right where I wanna be

honestly you don't want a guy with no sense of humor anyway

Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I'm insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
- as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
  you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing's gonna change the fact that it's a shriveled sack of nuts.
  
  There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that's about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don't have a dick of my own, and yes, I'm aware that it's a skill issue.
  
  Couldn't help thinking of this sketch... https://youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ

Watch out she got his nose! blam blam blam
- I like trains
  
  yes you do.

It's important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?

A actual shitpost

My wife loved this

who hasn't had this happen to them more than once
- A devote Amish, I'd assume.
  
  How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they've discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.

Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.

Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
- More like "pnease net go". 😅

Pussy.
- Pisay
  
  Cunt

If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.
- If you were prettier people would like your comment.
- I am goddamned gorgeous.

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