Shooting during Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl victory parade
Two people were shot as fans celebrated, police said.
I'd be more surprised if there hadn't been a shooting.
I’d actually be concerned if there weren’t, Philly and chaotic/violent sports reactions are one of the only thing I feel I can count on
I'm truly scared of how low this country can go. I don't think we can even see the bottom yet.
"look what I can DO!"
10/10 execution
To be fair, they were shot over a porta-potty dispute in a crowd of hundreds of thousands. And the kind shooter just put some lead in their legs, so very careful not to kill them. Sometimes you just gotta take a leak
The City of Brotherly Love was in top form.
There was a shooting at the Chiefs parade last year. Seems more like a USA problem, but I don't think we can handle anymore problems right now.
If there's anything Philly knows how to do, it's fuck shit up after any sports game. Win or lose, big or small.
They have to grease up those light poles every time for a reason.