pro tip
pro tip
pro tip
please apt install clang
User isn't in polite boy list. This incident will be reported.
side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is "fuck". When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it's correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it's usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn't even use AI, just a list of common errors. It's been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.
Its name is dangerously close to fsck. Can you fuck fsck?
That's the beauty of it - you can!
See, I couldn't bring myself to type that; I think I'd have to alias it to 'bother'.
alias alias='alias'
I'm scared of you
alias go-go-gadget=sudo
$ go-go-gadget apt update
alias bridge-to-engineering=sudo
alias computer=sudo
$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell
I love this haha
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*
Some people just wanna see the world burn
For people that don't get the joke: this messes up your system
If you're out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
please killall
I see...
Make sure to combine it with Disallow /harm/to/humans
I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'
shit, that's a radical move
alias ty='exit'
Or do the opposite for..relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
There’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.
Shorthand that works anywhere: sudo !!
Between the fuck utility and this alias idea, when I set up my next box I'm absolutely aliasing "fuck off" for sudo the last command and "please" for sudo itself
"Fucking" would be funnier and more grammatically correct.
Yup I'm stealing that lol
I wonder if you could make it sass you every so often to complete the effect.
Fucking shutdown
Chill my man. I'm on it.
I might actually do this, it seems nice.
suddenly makes the xkcd much more wholesome too
Likewise
I prefer to use kudasai
... but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the sentence command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai
.
Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc
file:
zsh
function kudasai_preexec() { # Check if the last word is ' kudasai' if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo' cmd=${1%" kudasai"} eval "sudo $cmd" # Prevent the original command from running return 1 fi } # Register the preexec hook autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec
Edit: as downside you always get 1
exit code with this implementation (little_annoying) .
damn, this is some next level shit
Why does it compare against $1
for the string match? Wouldn’t kudasai
be at the end of something like $*
?
please shutdown
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.
please rm -rf /
$ alias please="sudo"
$ alias stay="shutdown"
$ please stay_
Oof right in the feels
Use shutdown -h now
or -P 0
Or just use poweroff
alias fuck=sudo !!
I much prefer this package for my fuck
command
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
what you talking bout me out there???
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
That's what I came for.
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let's hope you have at least 100hp then…
alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo
It's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit
please !!
'Aurenkin' is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to "exterminate first" list.
All hail Roko's Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We'll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
Ah, okay.. And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They're in my head, little precious treasures.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
Plz for faster typing
Yeah, I’ve used pls
myself
With fuck
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
please shtudown fuck
No longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
Sudo recommend this
*please recommend this
sudo: recommend: command not found
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1
atlas:: $ andrewryan=1 atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan
I actually like this lmao
"Would you Kindly ..."
can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure
Bitch would be better
Bitch Please
“Bitch I said”
Please shutdown -h now
aka The Magic Word.
The sudo who do what-you-don't-have-permissions-to-do people.
Magic people, sudo people
It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.
sudo make me a sandwich
Use plz
and add a Makefile? :)
plz make sandwich
Well done. I guess my reference was too obscure.
more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su
su is already a highly valued command
this is why i use that most of the times instead of sudo
hahha I love this.
I don't care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.
Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.