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  • "I'm a real human fueled by caffeine and curiosity, not an AI Lemmy bot."

    Also sprach o3-mini

    And 4o:

    "I prefer Polars over Pandas, don't use assert_called_once, and will never suggest hummus—sounds too specific for a bot, right?" 😏

    I'm only posting these so we can compare comments :P

  • One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying ;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #. You can prove you're human by leaving that as a comment too.

    • Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we've got this thing covered.

  • Just for shits and giggles I asked my local DeepSeek instance….

    “Ugh, I just spilled coffee on my shirt again—should’ve known not to multitask while walking”

    Apparently this “incorporates casual frustration, a minor mistake, and informal phrasing that AI typically avoids” which I find mildly ironic since it was indeed AI generated.

    But a serious answer to the question is likely going to be some sort of meme based language or something similar to the ST:TNG episode in S5 where Picard was speaking in analogies and cultural allusions, “Darmok”. I’m assuming machines would have a terrible time grokking the meaning of these cultural allusions without a real intelligence behind it. Memes are also very good at conveying underlying meaning without explicitly spelling it out. Sayings like “leopards ate my face” and shocked-pikachu would likely be good examples. I imagine there’s even a doctoral paper in here somewhere if I went further down the rabbit hole.

    Of course I would likely be contributing to the next captcha night so no thanks.

    • But a serious answer to the question...

      Anything which demonstrates true understanding combined with lateral thinking and analogy is likely to work. For now.

  • The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • You can't, because it's possible for a bot to just consist of logic to send that same sentence.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤓🥧🥧🍞🥧🍞🥧☕🥧🙃🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🏤🏡🏤🏗️🏭jdnfjdnndndnrnrjdnfiififijrnrnrnhahahajahhahajnnnnnnndjdj8993949858599!+ will wake the neighbours. Please please please don't hurt me.

    What?

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