Got a light? Why, yes, I do

That's why I carry a pocket knife. I don't stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

We need more upstanding citizens like you in this world.
It's so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole "your wallet or your life" spiel and then figure out that you actually don't have your knife with you.

Gotta help your friends get their long awaited lung cancer

Anything to make healthcare cheaper
- Smoking causes slow, lifelong issues that will actually lead them to be in and out of the hospital regularly before they die unfortunately...

I don't smoke, I just like melting things

Lit 💯 🔥🔥🔥
PS: You can own the sun, btw. Just go somewhere where someone sells ownership for stars, and buy the sun then :)
- Best summary of NFTs I've seen
- New sci-fi story idea: a galactic war is fought over one of those fake deeds

So a coworker at one point was selling this interesting odds and ends offered me a knife with a lighter on the other side. I did need a knife to open things but I had no real use for a lighter as I don't smoke but I of course bought it anyway because it was cool. Had this little dial to adjust the size of the flame... Fast forward to later that night bending over with a 6 inch flame coming out of my pocket from the end sticking out.

Nah, screw that. I want no part in someones' ill health and probably littering habits too

I don't smoke and don't carry matches or a lighter but have long hair (male) and regularly get asked for a sig and I say I don't smoke and I get this mean bullshit eye from these strangers.