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Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

3d ago

What job do you need this hard hat for?

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Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces
- It doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe
  
  Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.
- Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?
  
  That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
- Many of them do.

#1 douchebag for that particular job site
- Sometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.

Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.
- I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

Texan oil pumping

Adam Savage

White fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.

Super Bowl Commercial.

Yee-haw'n
- That’s going on my next resume
  
  [Walking away, kicking rocks]
  "I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"

Professional Bull-rider?

Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.
- I'll take 10, then.
  
  Unfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

Yee-har'd hat.
- I read it as "Ye harde hat."
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

To be a smooth criminal
- Annie, are you okay?

I don't need the job. I need the hat.
- If you wear it, they will come.

Paintball cosplay.

Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
- Plot twist: He spared much expense.

Yes.

australian

Dude... ANY job.
- This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
  
  If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.

That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!
- "...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"

Construction cowboy

The man from Delmonte says this building has to go

Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

a one man village people band

Crane operator.
They never get dirty.

Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

The foreman, of course

Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
- Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

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