Thank god "shit" is censored

Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
- A modern Romeo and Romeo
  
  Romeow
  
  More like Romeo and Romiet

enterprise resource planning??
- Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
  
  Or psych students feel about CBT...
- Lmao that's exactly what I said and how I said it
- Role playing
  
  Ah, enterprise role playing
  
  What a sap

be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
- 😍 we love you too dude
  
  OMG, are y'all dating now?
- I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
  
  I'm 29 concern
- I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn't have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.
  For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn't want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn't account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple, but not with a person you just met three days ago.
  
  Definetely not.
  I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on "quarantine".
  When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.
  I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.
  When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.
  Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.
- I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
  Same. People are so damn dramatic.
- I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.

It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
- Odds are with some level of effort someone is willing to fuck you unless you throw off huge danger flags. Working on your personality, appearance, and social skills just make it so your odds go from largely the sort of people who'd fuck anyone to the sort of people who are more selective
- Too real
- Yeah I'm super scared too, emotions freak me out

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
- Yes, that's what's gay about this, nothing else. /s
- I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
  
  Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
  
  Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer's national gay ban.
  
  bro is lost in the sauce
- Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
  
  I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
  
  And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
- That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.

The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.

Thank god they censored apeshit
- Language, motherfucker! 😡
- 🚨 This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. 😱

20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30
- Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
  
  I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
  
  The council watches with great interest.
  
  you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe
- Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!

Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
- Asking for a friend
- There's a surprisingly high number of us femboys on lemmy, but I can't speak to how housebroken any of us are. Personally, I'd be too busy bedrotting for any cleaning.
  
  What's bedrotting? Q

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
- To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
  Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
  
  Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
  
  Is the twink wall a thing?
  
  Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.
  
  there are no successful fem-men for good reason.
  Shut the actual fuck up.
- WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

What is 'ffw'
- fast forward

That's a bit gay
- But is it fake and the OP is gay?
- may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
  
  Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they're good.

Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
- username checks out
  instance checks out
  
  You're the first lemmynsfw I spotted in the wild. Wear the horny with pride.

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
- The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
  Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
  
  ...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
  
  My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.
- You won't find an answer.
- When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
  
  I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?
  
  Exactly what I thought too

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

rocksolid.png
- That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.

Aggravated I can't find that feminization pipeline image that's like 'gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay... straight.'
- Here you go:
  
  Cheers.

Sounds a bit, idk... Gay
- Who cares?
  
  Hello newfriend

But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔
- I think it says "apex legends." OP dropped out of a helicopter and went full The Most Dangerous Game on him, but instead of killing him, keeps him locked up in his apartment as a slave.
  RIP discord femboy.
  
  Praise all that is good. I don't know how my pure mind and soul would handle a swear word. My belief system just doesn't allow it.

Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.
- There are only two genders: smash and pass
  
  Smash
- Nah, I think we've mostly reclaimed femboy at this point. IMO, people should move past gender and just identify as tops and bottoms. This greentext is a perfect union between a top and a bottom.