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dasgewisseextra @sh.itjust.works

6d ago

Yurop against evil

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The US seems to be doing its best to be everyone's enemy right now.
- Not Russia's.
  I mean, Trump is in part Putin's creation.
  
  You know the funny thing is, here in Russia some of the patriotic tankie folk, unsatisfied with how the war is going, have started to spread the conspiracy that Putin himself is a CIA asset, whose sole job throughout his entire presidency is to destroy the remnants of USSR, but in a subtle enough way not to cause an outright revolt...
  So, if Putin owns Trump, and CIA owns Putin, and Trump owns CIA, then who's controlling who in this crazy world? (though why would it matter, all of them belong to the guillotine anyway)
  
  It's been a couple o days already that Trump announced he will go against Russia if Ukraine pays his price...
  (His price seems to be all about posturing, but he made a point of announcing it.)

EU folds immediately whenever the USA walks in drunk with its imperialist demands.
Did jack shit during the entire Israel-Gaza situation because the number one rule is to not piss off Uncle Sam.
Even their international trade standards get regularly abused by the US to impose sanctions on anyone they want, without acting like they're responsible.
Pakistan had all these dumbass trade restrictions that magically got lifted the literal day their democratically elected PM was thrown in jail. All of the sudden the IMF (UN, just one example) shut the hell up about gas subsidies and opened the loan book like nothing happened.
- That's just wrong. The EU immediately condemned Trumps speech about seizing Gaza and driving the Palestine people out.
  They are also ready to counter any tariffs by Mango Mussolini with their own.
  Yurop won't bow down.

If you want us Europeans to forcefully establish a democracy in the USA, please let us know...
- God yes please
- I honestly do, it's been too long.
- First we'll have to invent tea resistant armour
- America is Europe’s offspring. Everything they are is everything you guys pretend not to be.

Probably needs a Union Jack on the right as well
- Time for Bre-entry
  
  Brenter?
- Can we add Canada to that too please?
- They loading up the nukes to take Greenland too?
  
  I’m British. Not that I’m aware. But we aren’t really speaking against The Orange Fart and we do have a fair few right wing folk.

Let's hope the water wars & the mass migration wars/massacres that will prelude wwiii change socio-macro-economical-geopoliticals enough for nobody to bootsonground invade us.
Or you know, we don't accidentally transition to the far-dark side on our own.

Politics is just like le Star Wars!

What should I identify as if I don't relate to or support anything America is doing, but can't afford to pack up my family and leave?
- That's stupid. No one cares about street level Nazis.

Europe is the good guy? Since when?
- Since Einstein said everything is relative.
- Since they starting letting the US do all the dirty work while they reap the benefits and look innocent at the same time.
  
  Whole of Europe?
- '90

Yurop is best rop!

The force is with us... but that's about it.

Mexico actually belongs on the left and the EU belongs on the right

Are you 10 years old?
One man's evil is another man's yurop
- It's crazy to even talk about the EU in the face the deep contradictions racking the continent since the '08 crash. Like, Italy's already outright Fash. Macron is playing footsie with LePen on immigration to keep the demsuccs at bay. Hungary and Poland are reactionary wastelands. Greece is staring down the barrel of an increasingly militant Turkyie in between earthquakes and droughts rocking their domestic economy. Germany and the Nords are beating back their own fascist resurgence.
  None of these states seem particularly aligned as the EU parliament just becomes a dumping ground for idiots and assholes. This isn't a glorious Rebel Alliance, its a clown car with the Check Engine light burnt out.

You guys want WW3 so fucking bad!!!
Edit: that is as long as you can make yourselves the victim in the situation. Remember when President Trump was trying to distance the USA from China for a multitude of reasons and you called him xenophobic and racist?
Pepperidge Farm remembers!!
As long as it's "Dridiot-umphernickle" (or whatever unimaginative ~~stretch~~ butchering of the English language you all think is hilarious these days) that starts another world war, you all are so fucking on board!!
- Jesus I felt my brain cells committing suicide reading this dumbass comment. Typical murican, have to shit on countries that are better than yours while acting like your shit doesn't stink.
  Hurry up and have your next civil war already, world will be a better place without your shithole of a country. Dumbest fucking people on the planet.
  
  Dumbest people on the planet put a man on the moon 🌚

Europe sure is fighting Russia hard 🤡

- Lmao thanks for electing Elon Musk you shortsighted fuck
  But hey, at least you got trans people banned from sports and renamed a gulf and mountain so it was all worth it!
  Eat shit btw
- You talk about who when you say daddy money?
  
  America. We give European countries money.

Europe on the right site too. Ukraine on the left side. (-9... well this are the people ignoring the raise of the far right in Europe)

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