The President remarked "it's incredible, like no one has ever seen, folks, it's beautiful. I got the cloth I got the spear, and wouldn't you know it, I'm invincible! I even tested it out, I had one of my beautiful generals shoot at me with his gun, pew pew like you wouldn't believe and the bullets, they went right through me! My eyes started bleeding and I had holes in my hands, we have some very smart people looking into that, very talented people, but they're telling me no other president has been like this, ever, ever before. Biden was too weak to do it, but I'm doing it!"