it is imperative that democrats never win another election for the remainder of american history

Their guy is killing less puppies than our guy therefore we win

Surely, if we just do more racism, we can win!

• Chuck Schumer

these people will cry and cry about how "they warned you about trump's fascism" and then in the same breath will say "we would have done the fascism even better"

ok I'd believe this one is a Russian troll account

Cross another virtue slogan off the yard sign.

I could see them flipping the house next year since they only need to win 4 seats while under-performing then decide this works.