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ickplant @lemmy.world

1w ago

Shut up, haters

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The twist: she's not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.

My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer
- WTF
- Pics or it didn't happen
- Wouldn't that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL's dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.
  
  Apparently it's not that dangerous. https://wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk
  The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don't like being milked at all.

And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.
You mean women do it too?
- Breastfed?
  I would have thought it was inkfed.
  
  ARE YOU A SQUID? No.
  Don't try to appropriate my culture!

Huh, well, that's an odd route you've forced my brain to take this morning. I'm now having to wonder... dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don't really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?
- I imagine it's a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.
- Calves, lambs and kids don't suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.

Why censor the name?
- For her and her dog’s sake
- It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: https://x.com/radtoria/status/524381421217906689
  On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.
  Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar
  
  I think some subreddits have "no identifying info" rules which includes usernames. could be something like that too.
  
  She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.

Humor is subjective of course, but I think "dog" replaced with "husband" would have worked better.
- The dog disagrees
  
  woof
- You want her to marry her dog?
- Thanks for sharing
  
  thanks for participating <3
- Humour is subjective of course, but I think "husband" replaced with "wife" would have worked better.

Had me in the first half, ngl.

Classic.

Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.

Suck the Flabby Udder?

Mmm, puppies!
- sweater puppies

You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.
- You had me in the second half, I'm gonna lie

I'm NOT offended that you are breast feeding your dog .... I'm offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk

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