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How do vaccines cause autism?

howdovaccinescauseautism.com How do vaccines cause autism?

How do vaccines cause autism? See exactly what the science says!

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Vaccines save your life. Therefore, without vaccines, there’s a good chance that you wouldn’t be alive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
- And as we all know correlation and causation are the same, that's what my statistics class I slept through said.
- ^

Oh yeah? if they don't, why do i have autism and am vaccinated??? concidence? i think not
checkmate 😎
- this is such insane propoganda I can't believe people still believe this. Obviously autism caused pluto
  
  I see no flaw with this logic. Clearly pluto, along with vaccines are the cause of autism.
  And 98% of pluto is nitrogen ice. And 78% of earth's atmosphere is what? NITROGEN
  therefore nitrogen causes autism, too
  
  I was going to make a joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide, but this one is better.
  I wonder if there's a similar joke with something from around the timeframe of when autism diagnosis criteria changed (70s-90s)

I know some people may hate Penn Jillette, but I really liked his take on it from his and Teller's show, BULLSHIT. Basically, they said, let's say it does, vaccines cause all cases of autism. It doesn't matter. The cases of autism are far, far outnumbered by the people saved by vaccines. So even if it were true, it's still a better outcome than an iron lung or death. They absolutely don't, but if they did, it wouldn't change the fact that we're better off vaccinating than not.
- the whole thing hinges on autism being terrible anyways, they might as well be saying that vaccines make you black for how much sense it makes.
  Who gives a shit if something magically makes you autistic? Shitloads of people go their entire life without anyone realizing they're autistic.
- Increasing the number of engineers through vaccination

By allowing children to survive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.

On the other hand...
(SMBC)

By attracting the 5G waves, obviously.
/s
- It's the nanobots inside the vaccines that attract the 5g waves. Get it right.
  
  The 5G horse is a classic https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8IWWLJRzrrQ/hqdefault.jpg
- Awgggggggg THE 5G Its cooking by brain like a toastinos pizza roll!
  Mmmmm Piza rolls Dis very good mel for da stomac Ther 5G make very smol brain
  My apologizes that was actually just a lack for understanding of how modern technology. Technically every radiowave is a microwave with very-ing wave lengths. Which have all been deemed safe because they are not tight wavelengths like an actual microwave. But are actually a fraction of a fraction of the output power, you have a higher chance of getting damage from UV from the wretched grass infested outdoors. Than a wifi router or cellphone tower.

The whole idea that autism = bad isn't necessarily right or that simple anyways. I find that being on the spectrum is honestly an advantage for the type of work I do.
- it's a sidegrade, the only part of it that's bad is that modern societies are actively structured to disadvantage neurodivergent people.
  
  Yes, exactly! Social theory of disability or whatever.

They don't! My little pony does. The stats don't lie.

They fucking don't
- I was gonna say that
  
  the site says that

Easy: They don't.
edit: I have been bamboozled

Let's wait and see how many people post a comment without actually visiting the website…
- Shhh, we're having fun.

Wonderful site. Really opened my eyes

It's cuz I missed and administered the vaccine intracranially. Turns out it has some undesirable effects when it gets beneath the dura. Rookie mistake - my bad. Won't happen again.
- hi i'd like more autism, can you administer the vaccine like that please?

They don't.
There ya go
- I know. Check the link ;)

I like the site concept, but they really should fix the lone informational PDF link that directs to a "Not Found" error. Knowing anti-vaxxers, that broken link will be misunderstood to be proof that their anti-vax beliefs could not be refuted.

I think it is likely that putting babies into day care prior to 2 years is the real reason why we are all so regarded or maybe it was under diagnosed
Vaccines is lower risk factor IMHO but I am just an unhinged shit poster so... Do your own DD
- There's absolutely no link between autism and vaccines.
  
  here ☞ autism
  now there is at least one
  
  I trust you bro.
- Leaded gasoline was legal until the early 90s. More and more data seem to point to this behind the cause of many mental disorders
  
  Gen X got the brunt of that though not millennials. They started phasing out lead in 1973. Autism isn’t a mental disorder and not one linked to lead exposure afaik
  
  Lead was phased out long before then. A steady decline in crime has been attributed to it's removal. Not just in the US but in other countries also
  
  still used in general aviation.

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