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1w ago

If only there was something I could do

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I see I'm not alone. But I drink tea like a civilized person.
- Well stop so you can get some sleep
  
  I will continue to kneecap myself and I will continue to complain. Non negotiable.
  
  It seems you come here without reading anything and with your preconceived notions that I'll listen to you.
- My good sir, you're a sir of distinction.

If only limiting my precious black tea consumption actually made a difference to my quality of life!
- Yeah, how about the world is on fucking fire and we are getting squeezed for all we're worth?
  I can't wait to go back to being a peasant for my lord, but yeah, the issue is my second coffee today.
  
  I mean it could be
  
  No thanks, I'd rather merc myself.

Why am I anxious?
- Tom Cardy, outstanding.
- Tom Cardy should be treasured.

Ive tried absolutely nothing and I'm all out of ideas!

Alright, I will do it. I will only drink coffee just before going to bed and watch stuff on my tablet/ phone in bed.

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