What if you died, met god, gave him a copy of Capital and then just watched shit unfold
What if you died, met god, gave him a copy of Capital and then just watched shit unfold
I think this the path forward
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This is just that one old Russian joke
A communist dies and goes to heaven. He was an honest man, albiet an atheist, so God and the Devil decide to rotate him between Heaven and Hell each year. One year passes, and Satan returns him to God. "Take him, please! He turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers!" God accepted and he was sent to Heaven.
Satan returns a year later. "Lord God, I believe it's my turn."
God sighs, and says "Firstly, don't call me Lord God - I go by Comrade now. Secondly, God doesn't exist. Third, shut up, or I'll be late for the Party meeting!"
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god is already all-knowing, he must clearly know communism goes against human nature
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In that case God would be fascist for designing humans to be so shit.
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god is already all-knowing
I bet he can't understand Hegel though.
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I plan on going to Hell so we can establish a DotP there and overthrow the bourgeois (since they, too, will be down there).