Good afternoon I choose vigilante justice.

they parked IN the corral? they made their choice.

I see someone has been buying into the concept of small, local change. Respect.

Put wheel dollies under the car and wheel it into the cart storage area inside the store.

never seen on of these that would fit a car, always have a rail in the middle

That's a great first step.

Second step is popping back in the store and getting the cheapest bike chain locks, or wire locks for luggage, and attaching the trolleys, closest to the car, to each other and the coral. Three locks should do it.

Third step would be even more vindictive. Maybe crossing some line, IDK. But while in the shop, pick up some nails or thumbtacks. I'll let what you do with the tacks be up to your imagination, but I'll bet the driver won't notice stuff on the ground behind the wheels in their rage over the locked trolleys.

Fourth step, move your car so that the situation is observable, and wait. Do not let the driver know about your existence.

None of the corrals round here would even fit a bike

It absolutely infuriates me when people in the Costco parking lot don’t use the cart corrals, and just tip the front 2 wheels up on some curb. It’s so fucking lazy and selfish, but then that’s the Costco for you.

Also, what kind of asswipe parks in the cart corral? Oh, right, Costco.

I can guarantee they just throw every cart there in some random direction to get their car out.

That Audi became an Innie. Good ol' Sudvegas.

And Dutch angles.

I mean, where are we supposed to put them? ;)

Punctuation.

Awesome :)