Round 3

As a nurse, I can tell you what my first thought was, but no (also walnut would be a terrible material for that).

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A coffee measuring bowl and a spray bottle for spraying water on your coffee beans, which reduces the static cling that can cause a mess when you’re grinding your own coffee.
- how in tf
  
  James Hoffmann has a ceramic one and he’s pretty popular so it’s fair that someone might recognize a wooden one :)
  edit: his is from loveramics
  
  I have a ceramic one :)
  
  As a coffee nerd, that was way too easy 😅
  
  Spritzing your beans helps reduce the static charge, and you end up with way less retention in the grinder! I love mine haha
  
  Google's AI image search brought the product up instantly for me.
- Wow spot on
- a spray bottle for spraying water on your coffee beans, which reduces the static cling that can cause a mess when you’re grinding your own coffee
  This is a great idea! How does it work? Do you most the whole beans pre-grind? Do you need to let them sit for a bit or just go straight to grinding?
  
  Measure the beans, spritz them, maybe shake them around a little to distribute the water, put in grinder. No need to wait. It should be a miniscule amount of water, you don't want your grinder gears to rust.
- I don’t drink coffee at all, so I was completely mystified.

The coffee people in the comments reminded me of this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg
- Immediate upvote.

Coffee dosage tray with a water sprayer (wetting the beans helps to stick the grounds together, so they are easier to distribute and don't stick to the housing of the grinder, which otherwise happens due to electrostatics).
- what is wrong with you people. yes, but seriously. how do people just know these things?
  
  A lot of people are really into coffee.
  
  I'm binge watching James Hoffmann. Easy ¯(ツ)/¯
  
  I know these things but don't have either. I don't single dose (just weigh the grind output) and the static isn't that bad in Florida so I have never had a need. People however know these things because popular coffee youtubers talk about it constantly.

Oh thank god a whatisthisthing community that allows jokes unlike those buttplugs on reddit.
Its a buttplug for the mods on r/whatisthisthing, they each get one with their star sign bedazzled on it and it sings a song when they ban someone for posting jokes.
- tbh even as far as jokes go this is barely a joke given that it's still a genuine challenge and even as a joke it's still a fairly clean one (at least in the sexual sense)
  
  Simply the spirit of a joke in the comment is enough to ban someone, and its understandable. Reddit is a very serious place for very serious important discussions, such as the story about the box, or that kid that broke both his arms, or that guy with two dongs. There's a time and place for everything, like this thing all the way up the r/whatusthisthing's mod team's anuses for all of time.
  
  I mean... Everything's a buttplug if you try hard enough.
- Yeah, that’s why I’m here on lemmy now. Reddit mods have made it no fun.
- Same, made a random joke then they banned me and told me I had to apologize to be unbanned 🤣
  I told them their subs content was not interesting enough to justify such a stupid rule and unsubbed lol
- I got banned there for suggesting people say "thonks" and "thunks" every time their aggressive SOLVEDbot responded to any post containing the word "thanks" with "HEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MARKING THIS THREAD SOLVED YOU COMPLETE MORON" (90% of the time the post was "thanks, but here is why that is not correct").
  Admittedly I was being impish about it, but I was pointing out a need and their response was "hey fuck you".
  
  how dare people be polite, lol

No idea.
Some kind of standardized perfume-smelling apparatus?
A tiny barf bucket?
A novelty soup bowl?
Edit: I was not close.

My coffee ritual has started getting super complicated, but if James Hoffman tells me I need to do my pour over with two kettles at once in order to reduce acidity, I'll do it.
- I'm waiting for the day that he just says "I made all of this up!" 14 minute French press tastes like 3 minute French press.
  I've signed my own death warrant.
  
  To be fair, taste wise those are about the same. The point of Hoffman's super long French Press is to reduce silt in the cup, which his method does significantly.
- Praise James!
  On topic though, I get consistently less acidic coffee by using an aeropress (inversion method) rather than a V60 or other pourover.