Rats addicted to seized drugs took over a Houston police department’s evidence room
Rats addicted to seized drugs took over a Houston police department’s evidence room

Rats addicted to seized drugs took over a Houston police department’s evidence room

Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.
I'm not going to read any of this: but that title reads like cops using evidence for pleasure and blaming rats.
I had a much funnier image in my head, but you’re probably right.
Anal consumption of drugs works just fine, at least I can report it does with ecstasy and heroin. But it's not polite at a party.
Could be both, cops are pissed that the rats are getting into the supply.
I read it, and it sure sounds exactly like what you're saying.
Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.