Conservatives never fail to make the liberal agenda sound way more rad than it actually is.
Right, it's always like "Don't threaten me with a good time, conservatives."
Ah, yes the ol' "I knew this would happen if the liberals took over!"
Still waiting on Femboy Hooters to be a real thing.
Femboy and tomboy Hooters. Get a mix.
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Why must we let our memes only be dreams?
I would go to this restaurant.
I am shocked and appalled at what I'm seeing here right now.
... I also wanted to be served vegan food in PLATES by satanic ritual performing catgirls!
I do. I do want catgirls to serve me vegan food bowls while we watch satanic rituals.
A big bowl of Desecrated Neko Falafel does sound like a pretty satisfying lunch, now that you mention it.
Wait, if it's desecrated, does that mean it secretly has meat in it?
Blood of the innocent.
Don't worry, it's no one you knew.
No, he just can’t hear the letters well enough. He means inebriated. 
I’m still disappointed we didn’t get taco trucks on every corner. I feel cheated.
Fellas, is eating out of a bowl gay?
hell yeah it is
dang libruls with their freedom of expression & ethical diet!!
Sorry, they're already doing it in Asia.
Every time I hear somebody talking about genetical engieneering, I ask when catgirls.
So...if they have cat ears, what does it look like where the human ears would be? Is it like smooth skin against the skull?
"Can I have that prepared with Jewish space lasers ?"
Young(er) conservative here. If you want to open a restaurant like this, go ahead, that is your freedom. Where I draw the line is forcing these ideals upon others that don't wish to partake.
But heaven forbid you use BOWLS! /s
Where I draw the line is forcing these ideals upon others that don’t wish to partake.
Says the supporter of the party literally forcing its ideals upon others that don’t wish to partake, with no sense of irony whatsoever, and oddly even pride.
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I'm curious at what point in your thought process did you think that there would be ANY possibility that they'd make going to this hypothetical restaurant mandatory?
It's like the drag show/drag story time thing. People go to it voluntarily but conservatives still protest and legislate against it.
Hey, it's ok. I was a younger conservative too until I left my parents house and met people outside of my small town and started thinking for myself.
Then I realized all the talking points I had been fed were strawman arguments based on fear and designed to maintain control.
But I like bowls so my judgment may be questionable /s
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Hate to block people but I hate assholes who feel insulted by some memes because they ridicule what they really think quite well even more. There’s a place for being a pretentious dumbass but the comment section just isn’t it.
I mean... if not the comment section, then where?
Jfc the projection is strong with this one
Idc this is funny
Cry more
