I think guild wars 1 you didn't just pop on any clothing you found. One of the NPCs was even like "you think you can just pick up a jacket after you set the poor bastard on fire and stab him, and it'll fit nice and snug? No. It won't. Bring me materials and I'll make armor that fits you"
Then gw2 was like "fuck it people like when items with cool colors pop out of monsters "
This is what he sees while tripping on acid. I'm reality he was naked and is now wrapped in newspaper and has a rusty colander on his head. He is actually collecting mushrooms with a plastic knife, though.