Mama mia rule

To anyone curious: It's barely bad enough to even be funny. It's not a great porn flick. Pretty basic Ron Jeremy, piss poor parody that's only really interesting because of Nintendo's actions. There's also a sequel.

There's also a fuckton of porn we'll never see. Supposedly there's stacks of Disney stuff bored animators have drawn, things for Bethesda titles that never left the office... It's wild, when you start running down the rabbit hole.

Bethesda
Perhaps an animated edition of the Lusty Argonian Maid?
- i was hoping for sarah morgan but that'll be good too
Not to mention two millennia of porn allegedly in the Vatican Archives.
- The other tablets Moses received.
- Can you imagine all the stolen loot in that place? Treasures that some nations probably think are lost forever are sitting in the vault of the people who robbed them

Is that…Bowsette?

I know it can't be, since the character didn't exist when this was made, but it's interesting that her costume looks at least as much like Bowsette's (and not at all like Peach's or Pauline's) as his looks like Mario's.

It's probably just 'Sexy Latex Peach'.
... Which basically is what Bowsette is anyway, in terms of character concept.
What would be a lot more funny would be if this included an anthropomorphized (or not) Birdo, who is basically a pink Yoshi with giant tubular appendage for a face, who wears a bow, and was canonically described as male but 'thinks he is a girl' and 'would rather be called Birdetta' in the Super Mario 2 manual.
That game came out in 88, could possibly be before this porno lol.
That name always bugged me. "Peachette" was so called because she was a combo of Peach and Toadette. A combo of Peach and Bowser would be "Peachser" or something like that.
- Beach
- Bowsette just sounds better than Peachzer or Bowpeach, that's why it spread so quickly.

That reminds me of that My Life as a Teenage Robot "parody."

You can't just say that and not elaborate. Btw, she's underaged
- I’d enjoy seeing a real ideological debate on the ethicality of sexualizing a cartoon teenage robot between intelligent and informed parties and whether or not said robot can even be considered “underaged”. I’m not taking a stance, I just want to watch other people do so
- The title of the show literally states that she’s a teenager and people will go “would”