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  • I was expecting the baby to pee in his face or something. Why have you tricked me into feelings, internet? Why?

  • This was how conversations went with my dad when I was about 6. He'd wake up at 3am, smash a block of cream cheese, wonder into my room, leaving the door open, and then emphasize the importance of mathematics. Otherwise, apparently, I'd kill an astronaut. It's fun thinking back to the things he was trying to teach me then that I only understand now. Love you Dad.

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