What Pokemon would you be shocked to learn is completely 100% straight
What Pokemon would you be shocked to learn is completely 100% straight
What Pokemon would you be shocked to learn is completely 100% straight
Ditto
Machoke.
Holy shit yes, there's even a pseudo canonical reference to this in Arceus
Hah, I did not know that, haven't played Arceus.
Blastois. No way that boy is straight. Has like four dicks, all he does is coom when he fights other brawny characters
Snorlax is asexual
Pikachu is, ironically enough, probably the straightest
Sylveon.
Zigzagoon
Jynx
Inb4 Vaporeon shitposting
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon br-
Breloom
Vaporeon
Incineroar
Tangela
This Clefable (he's trying too hard)