Inept arsonist set his pants on fire

"Authorities were unable to determine if the suspect was a liar by the time we went to press."

Richard Reid was unavailable for comment.

Make me remember that person knocking a hole, roundish, in a car window, pouring gasoline into it and when they ignited it, it just wooofed a concentrated flame back out, right into their face.

Anyone got a link to thag one :-) ? It was revenge gone bad IIRC.