This is prime bullshit. I love it.
That's not Frollum, that's Vladimir Putin
Could have filled in the white sqaures for reference. Gimdalf looked close enough to Sauruman at first glance.
And Golmdalf is the Kung Fu master from Kill Bill.
my man Goldo has seen some shit.
or maybe that's just someone running out of air on Mars because Quaid hasn't started the reactor.
Thanks I'm done, sailing West now.
Why is Frodolas more cursed than Golgolas?
Frodolas has seen things with his Frodolas eyes
Golgolas has seen things with his Googles
For me, Golgolas has strong Klaus Kinski vibes.
Gimli:
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Gogolas:
What about side by side with someone precious?Legodalf
Frodalf is just Tom Bombadil
Gimlum is the wizened old meth head that steals your hubcaps and tries to sell them back to you.
I would pay money to watch a cut of the films with everyone looking like the Gollum versions lol.
Okay, doing this Sudoku-style where I can only draft one from each row and column for my fellowship, here's what I came up with:
How is Gimdalf the least cursed? It just looks like Saruman if you squint your eyes a little.
It's Danny Trejo.
Legollum looks like Chad decided to become a shut-in NEET
Cursed beyond belief.
I need more
How do I un-see this??
Frodolas looks like Elrond
Goldo
Remember me, Eddie?!
Gimlum looks like the average patron in any village pub in rural Eastern Europe.
Fromli is my favourite
