I have never been more proud to be an American than right now, when we as a country made official a thing that most Americans already thought was a thing. No effort wasted it other important tasks passed over getting this important piece of legislation through. God Bless the USA.
The absolute irony being that eating things is a major case -for- species conservation, like turkeys, which had a population rebound thanks largely to hunting license funds.
The funny thing is that people now think Franklin was joking because they think he was talking about the big, fat, dumb animal on farms most people think of as turkeys and not these dinosaurs I see around here:
Note the great big spike on the back of the legs near grass level. They will rip your fucking belly open if you get between them and their mate.
Oh, and they can fly. They can't fly far, but they can fly.