Tell her

BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!

I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!

Cuz it's eepy

It's not small, it is an above average sized cilinder

"It's not, it's just that the rest of me is so big it appears small."

Actually that's one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.

Because I take estrogen

Said a girl with literally no size smh

It's not small, it's average size, bit big even...

Because you are not my type.

It's only small in relation to your.......

Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn't fit in the jar.

Come back in a few years once you've grown up

You should see how it feels first.

As it turns out, I think I'm hung =/ I've only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don't like to use it and it's wasted on me

Deflect with head pats!

Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt

I'm just not that into you.