Memes @lemmy.ml NotNotMike @programming.dev 1 yr. ago

I actually prefer mine with ranch to inject the most Calories possible

"Would you like 20 corn tortillas?"
"No way that's too many"
"What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?"
"We ran out bring more"

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I’m sure I’ve eaten more than 4 cheese sticks before.
- Personally 6 is about where the self loathing kicks in
  
  8 is typically where I stop
- I have a friend who still brings up that all I fed him when he was at my house in high school was 12 cheese sticks. To me, that was a meal for royalty and I stand by it
  
  Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.
What are string cheese sticks, my precious? —A European
- A stick of cheese that peels off into strings. They're fun.
  
  Thanks for the info! I think i bought a mozzarella for baking once that peeled like that. I put it into a pizza crust and it was really delicious.
- Mozzarella sticks?
  
  Ah okay! I think i know what that is, sort of like real mozzarella but less ripe in a way, so it peels sort of stripy?
- They can also be easily found in Europe. I see the cheestrings brand everywhere here.
4 string cheese sticks is too many….? Oh my.
- Some men are reasonable.
  
  Unlike us.
  
  Some men cover their weakness behind concepts like "reason" and "civility".
  
  I’m pretty sure my 7-year daughter just devoured 4 of those and some goldfish for a mid-afternoon snack the other day.
Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they're the size of string cheese sticks?
- Good ones.
- Hi, welcome to Chili's
I'm going to change your life right now.

Spicy nacho cheese sauce, steaming hot.

You're welcome.
- So i just need to confirm: you are suggesting i dip my cheese in batter, then oil, then more cheese?
  
  You forgot to sprinkle them with cheese after they come out of the oil.
- Tasty stuff but how does it relate to this post other than just being food?
  
  The suggestion is that it's good with mozzarella sticks.
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I dont understand.. the string cheese packages are more than one portion? (i mean of course im only going to have 2.. and another 2 in 5mins.. [repeat until none left])
Ranch is for amateurs.. Go Alfredo sauce or go home!
- why choose, more sauces are always better than less sauces
- Alfredo dipping sauce?
  
  You, sir, have changed my world. I never thought to use it as a dipping sauce.
- You're trying to pick a fight with the entire state of Oklahoma there, buddy.
  
  Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.

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