Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
already in my nightly routine ✊
I'm against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
Also I'd have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that's not very sexy.
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
can be found at your local spencer gifts, in red candy apple and grape
Ok boomer 😜
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
lots of cunning linguists in here
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
I still don't believe you
no wonder they're so damn busy these days.
Hey! Edible Underwear!
spoiler
:::Eat it like groceries
Eat ‘em while they’re hot!
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward whoever’s in charge).
