Adjust your priorities

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Upvote if you made the dog sound
- Damnit! You caught me. I thought reading this in the bathroom by myself no one would know.
OP has a beautiful mind
Should be:

Money doesn't matter

Rich people

Looks don't matter

Also Rich people
- Money doesn't matter
  
  insanely hot young singles who date oligarchs
  
  Have you considered that the dog is thirsty because she's insanely hot, well have you?
- Being under 25 doesn't matter : rich DiCapeople
- Age doesn't matter
  
  Also Rich People
  
  Looks don't matter.
  
  Idk blind people ig.
words to live by
i'll go with the dog on this one
Thirsty dog speaks the truth.
Now that's a picture you can hear lol
Slurp someone who slurps you.

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