The former president went on to talk about France's pornography in front of clergy, "y'know for some pious people, the porn you make? Yikes. Folks, folks, France has got some weird freaks, must be the cheese!"

Joe Biden, "sleepy Joe, sleepy Joe, y'know some say he started this fire, it's true! Him and crooked Hillary and laughing KA-MAL-A did it! To cover up their crimes. They murdered a lot of kids in this church, probably spirit cooked and ate them too".

And finally what he hopes to accomplished in 2025: "We're gonna do a lot of things, beautiful things, like put Howard Stern back on the air. What, oh he's still on the air? Well then he'll be free to the public. FART MAN! Remember that? Oh how we loved his gags. And don't forget Rob Zombie too, he's getting a medal for White Zombie."