I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

That fourth quote is legit quality.

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

Permanently Deleted

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

I found this while looking at reviews

Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

It was a suprisinhly good movie. Kinda sad by the lack of nuclear bombs though

I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.

I'd bet money that only one of those four reviews is from someone who's actually seen the movie and we can all tell which one

movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements

I absolutely want to see these as posters.

The last one is pure gold

What does "confusingly attractive" mean? What's the lemmy equivalent of r/iamverysmart?

The pink acid one fits amazingly lmao.

And we got this befpre another ben10 show

I haven’t seen it, but now I’m even more excited to

I definitely need to see this movie now!

some people just can't handle the fact they've aged out of the target audience.

The amount of gay people in this movie is how much? The Kens are straight, but very secure in their masculinity

This post is the reason I looked up the trailer. After watching that and seeing the second search result, I'll definitely be watching the movie when it's available to stream.

Feminist Agenda / Big Giant Meteor 2024!!

Powerful, making propaganda for a private company.

Waiting for best picture nods.

Lol. Good stuff! Thanks for making these.

Permanently Deleted

“Furious Men”

Yeah, because bigot women don’t exist, do they

EDIT: Thanks for the 19 downvotes and a total of one person caring to articulate. I love civil discussion.