Awkward doge
Awkward doge
Awkward doge
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I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.
You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.
"Oh don't worry. That's for after." wiggles eyebrows
Buying a dog collar & leash would add some awkwardness points.