Shots fired.

Ignoring the obvious joke, she doesn't display any of Jesus's qualities. Is she gentle, caring, and compassionate? Does she humbly serve the poor and the disadvantaged? Does she forgive her enemies and bless those who oppose her? Does she sacrifice for the benefit of others!?

I'm a Christian and while I don't know for certain, I believe God knows the heart. But I don't expect to see her in Heaven...

Oh common guys, that doesn't have to be about oral sex and you know it.

It could just as well be about doggy style.

She’s apparently equally strong while seated in a crowded movie theater.

She's certainly good on her knees, but Jesus' got nothing to do with it...

Shit like this makes me think she knows exactly what she's doing, and she's trying to position herself as the Sexy Nun archetype. She tries to be good but can't help that the world sexualizes her against her will (wink). She would be ever so grateful to any strong, Christian men who might come to her aid and defend her honor from the lustful satanists.

So she gives good head. Woopty do.

I think they tossed her from the theater before she was "driven" to her knees.

And she's got that poofy hair so you can set your beer on her head...

I wouldn't even expect her to be good at that. She has the same personality as those who are bad at it- arrogant, condescending, etc. The traits that make her a bad person also tend to make bad lovers.

She's cumpletely right.

As an atheist who was raised Christian I'm torn.

On one hand, God dies not take kindly to charlatans and blowhards. On the other hand, I am of the belief that this life is all there is and shitty people like her are statistically unlikely to get some cosmic comeuppance after death

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?! - Archer

She knew

Bobo, what the fuck are you talking about?

Whose shots have been fired exactly?

Well, ok then.... unzips trousers

A lot of the Christians who ban extramarital sex also define sex very narrowly; as such, they say “if you see a nice Christian girl on her knees, she ain’t praying”.

Sociopath

I’m gonna need video proof of that one.

The religious right is officially a post-religion movement.

That is usually how the pedo priests do it, so yeah.

This bird has got to go.

Play to your strengths, Lauren. Maybe it's time to drop the sad quasipolitical angle and just go pro.

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what do you think the odds are that she knew exactly what the double-meaning was and said it anyway just to get people to post the screenshot?

Unless she's gonna give me a Boeberts during the next MCU movie I don't wanna hear shit from her other than "dinners ready".

🤢

Persecution complex/fetish

Bow chicka bow wow

Hate to break the party, but this one's fake.

i keep seeing this sort of moral outrage, that's she's some horrible criminal doing lewd acts in public.....are people doing satire? i genuinely cannot tell, i cannot imagine why anyone would care about adults doing mild foreplay in the dark at a theater to the point where they should be criminally charged and we have a whole other big national trial that goes nowhere

i know she sucks and she's a bad person but that doesn't mean i'm rooting for prosecution for getting to 2nd base and vaping

Who the fuck are these people and why is the internet making a big deal of some boob grabbing?