He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.
Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
None can read. What I’ve written.
"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Honk twice a day if you can read this
You skipped that apple again.
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Don't eat suppository this time
"Don't believe everything you read"
"The kitchen here is contaminated."
It's either lupus or sarkoidosis
Stick it in her pooper!
"I need to do a rectal exam now"
True… Or not I can’t tell.
L is real 2401
Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#
Even Kermit's fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.
