‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago?

Because they're eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

you have 20 seconds to comply

Well here we are, with all the signs of everything going as badly as possible fully present. Goddamn evil robot sentries guarding the fascist dictator-wannabe's personal luxury habitat. At least down there, if one of those things malfunctions and hurts somebody it would have to be one of the worst people around.

This is certainly not the future I dreamed of as a child and young man.

Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.

But despite their many impressive features, the devices can be taken down.

“You just have to spray it with Aqua Net hairspray in its ‘face’,” Cummings said. “And that would be enough to stop the cameras from working correctly.”

FYI

Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?

All these AI detection sentry robots are all trained on the same AI datasets. Just wear a black see-through hood over your face with a stop sign on your front and back and they'll ignore you and probably stop walking when near you. You can waltz right in.

The body is Rottweiler-sized, segmented into overlapping hard plates like those of a rhinoceros. The legs are long, curled way up to deliver power, like a cheetah's. It must be the tail that makes people refer to it as a Rat Thing, because that's the only ratlike part - incredibly long and flexible.

The grass under the Rat Thing is beginning to smoke.

"Careful. Supposedly they have really nasty isotopes inside," Hiro says behind her... "A radioactive substance that makes heat. That's its energy source."

"How do you turn it off?"

"You don't. It keeps making heat until it melts."

The body converges to a sharp nose. In the front it bends down sharply, and there is a black canopy, raked sharply like the windshield of a fighter plane. If the Rat Thing has eyes, this is where it looks out.

As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

This is one of my favorite Black Mirror episodes. God help us.

Shitty time travelers and their stormtrooper aim.

Somebody definitely fucked up the timeline and they send these untrained time-travellers to try and fix it (and failed miserably).

Now we get Black Mirror robot dogs.

Ron Williams, a former Secret Service agent who is now CEO of the security and risk management firm Talon Companies

Ah life really does imitate art

If not fren, why fren shaped

Because real dogs refuse the job.

will it also say "move along citizen there is nothing to pet here" in a male robot voice?

Because musk is an ignorant child redditor...that is why.

I feel an urge to go play Horizon Zero Dawn now.

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

Probably because Trump hates real dogs.

Isn't this a perfect foreign adversary opportunity for spying on U.S. political figures?

Just integrate your own robot dog, or compromise an existing one. And surveillance away.

I'd like to pet it with a .50 cal.

can you just approach them and turn them over so they cant get up themselves anymore,, would be some fun activism?

Or is that a crime already in such a free country

If you encounter one of these, absolutely don’t pet it. Instead, kick it. Run over it. Perhaps, light that little robot fucker on fire. But definitely don’t pet it.

These are not good boys

This is such a shame, I mean we could be putting those bots to good use.

Can I get a rule 34 on these robots?

While the robotic dog seen at Mar-a-Lago is not armed, she says competitors appear to be experimenting with models that are.

“People are trying to weaponise these dogs,” Cummings adds, citing a Chinese model with an attached rifle which she learned about at a robotics meeting this week.

There's always a place for a happy little accident.

So they have a coffee brewer on their back but you cannot pet? Please make sense.

Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.

It’s a golf coarse… it’d be perfect for the simplicity of wheels.

They're guard dogs

Because they are too expensive for schools to buy although I think that would be where they should be first.

Keep the proles out.

oh cool/good

Considering that there was an assassination attempt there not that long ago, it's not surprising they increased security.

Funny and sad. Society so divided, so polarized, cemented bipartisan - they can't have candidate above divisions.

Shitty ass movie life