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real [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

4mo ago

Can some please explain who/what “bureaucrat” is?

Please help I’m so confused. Does it have to do with the struggle sesh?

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twitch plays posting
- praise bird jesus

We're puppy! Don't be afraid, we're nice!
And the best part is that you can become one with us. Join us.

Nah it's just a bit. A bunch of users on the same account pretending to be a hivemind for a laugh.

- Heck yes it is.

They're Democrats who support Senator Bureau Sanders
- ahm a pencil pushah!

someone shared the login details of their account to give it to the community and now everyone is having a great time.
- @real@hexbear.net it's
  
  just after the struggle session, someone made a post saying "yo anyone want to use this account i made as a bit a while ago? the password is hunter2, enjoy"
  we all then discovered that we can be logged in at the same time and it became a fun hivemind bit where everyone logged in is the bureaucrat puppy

A wholesome bit that I hope lasts

Kinda like if the borg collective adopted a dog

A bureaucrat is an apparatchik of the communist party, and the more bureaucrats you have the more communist it is
- seems like we all have to share one bureaucrat, though
  
  This Bureaucrat has a thousand fingers and dozens of keyboards. We are the most efficient poster of all time.
  
  Catgirl erasure
- But we only have one, so its not very communist.
  But they are all of us and we share them. Is that more communist?

Are you a cop?

The creature

john kerry
- john madden

https://hexbear.net/post/3888473

A bit that will go sideways hard now that it's been given a comm mod smh

Legion

Someone put this account up for grabs and whoever got it first said it was now public property and then the bit evolved from there rawr
- Seizing private accounts?! Is our toothbrushes next?? Our SPOONS?!
  
  I've been using our toothbrush for like a week.

Thanks for the replies, shitposts and all

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