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3mo ago

Pweaty pwease 🥺

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hi, i'd like to unread your post please

- What's that from?
  
  barbie

That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.
- So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
  
  You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.
  
  This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it's too "on topic". He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don't know, how much he hates immigrants.
  
  Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.
- I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now
  
  That....sounds ... Horrible.
  Oh, wait, wrong kink.

How to delete someone else's post?

This is the worst genre of fanfic

What a terrible day to be literate.

I wish I could unread something

What a terrible day to have eyes

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin
- that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life

I didn't like that ☹️

Oh Leon*

Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

No elon you have cummed enough

So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it's a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?

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