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Political humor @sh.itjust.works andrew_bidlaw @sh.itjust.works 2 wk. ago

Some russian 'fuck off' phrases to use with republicans

That link is translate.google pronunciations for these russian phrases on highly political\4chan lingo:

Go fuck yourself;
Suck my dick and balls;
Fucked up shit;
I wish you death;
Fascist cumfucker.

Let's see if some republicans recognize these.

upd: the link is https://translate.google.com/?sl=ru&tl=en&text=ди нахуй%2C соси член и подлижи мои яики%2C говно ебаное%2C чтобы ты сдох%2C фашнивый конч&op=translate

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If you want some custom prhases, ask me.
- How could I address someone as a lickspittle coil of shit, please?
  
  Ёбанный подсос, Блядская подлиза, Заискивающий говноед, Ублюдский приспособленец, Ссаная подстилка. All five are ≈equal. These are probably not enough to be their own comments, but these are proper slurs on C2 russian not many russian really speak.
Tucker carlson demonstrating the length of his penis?
- I feel he's complimenting himself there.
So we can post these to the top comments on Twitter right?
- For that purpose:
  
  Ты уже был в военкомате? - Have you been to (russian) recruitment center yet?
  
  А теперь вынь русский хуй и скажи не чавкая. - Now put a russian dick out of your mouth and say it without slurping.
  
  +15 рублей, гнида \ вот и 15 рублей заработал, мразь \ 15 рублей уже капнуло на сбер, чмо? - +15 roubles, you parasite. (it's a supposed rate of russian botfarms per comment)
  
  Почём пост в рублях? - How much for one post in rubles?
  
  Звонил Пригожин. Приглашает тебя полетать. - Prigozhin called and invited you to fly together. (he was killed by a bomb on a plane)
  
  Не приближайся к окнам, не то выпадешь. - Don't stay close to windows, or else...
  
  Пишешь из окопа (, я так понимаю)? - Did you write that from the trenches (, I assume)?
  
  Так ты уже в Курске или ссышь? - Are you in Kursk or are you a coward? (parts of russian Kursk region are currently contested between RAF and UAF)
  
  Скажи паляница. - Say 'palyanyca'. A specific shiboleth to tell if a person is ukrainian as they claim. Russians (me included) have a hard time saying that word due to differences in how our letters are spoken, like japanese and lollapoluza in WW2.
  
  + кошкажена и миска рис \ Вы заслужил кошкожена и ещё один миска рис - +catwife and a plate of rice (our common way to address someone rising in chinese social credit rating)
  
  That's from the top of my head.
  
  I will make sure to use this

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