“I simply fell short of my values”: Lauren Boebert issues apology after being removed from “Beetlejuice” performance

Don't sell yourself short, queen. I think you nailed your values spot on.

What specifically is she apologizing for?

Blowing a giant vape cloud in on someone’s head, smoking in front of a pregnant woman, jacking off a guy in public, dancing in a theater where everyone is sitting, flipping off the ushers, or lying about all of that stuff because she thought it wasn’t on camera?

what values?

The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I’m truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community

“I’m sorry I got caught”

Republican voters need to stop littering our politics with their trash.

How to describe the Boebert video. A sampling

NYT: " touching and carrying on with her date"

POLITICO: "appears to show Boebert and her male companion fondling each other sexually"

NYP: "groped ‘Beetlejuice’ date in heavy-petting session"

GUARDIAN: "eagerly groping each other"

SALON: "fiddling with each other's privates"

Translation:

The optics of my public sexual act is super bad for my campgain strategy of yelling about the existence of trans people as inherently a public sexual act.

Honestly tho, how can you forget that you were vaping and a pregnant lady behind you was directly complaining to you about it? Didn't remember, my ass. (edit: and your date offers this pregnant lady an alcoholic drink. Can see why he's into her, they are both really dumb.)

I hate everything about her, but I'm sure she's a nutter in the sack.

Republicans on public sex with children present

she just had a moment of temptation, re-elect her.

Republicans on a democrat standing on the street doing nothing

IMPEEEEECHHH!!! SINNER!!!! Think about the children who WONT see!!!

Her values is calling black people the n word, underaged marriage, bribery, and whatever culture war is going on that week.

She went on to say she values her ability to not get caught on video.

I guess dude didn't finish... some values!

👏LOCK👏HER👏UP👏LOCK👏HER👏UP👏

I’m just saying, this lady could have gone into porn, made a killing, kept her mouth shut, and been perfectly fine.

But she wanted power without understanding what that entails.

How does one fall short of something that is infinitely lacking in stature?

" I'm sorry I'm an asshole!"

Falling short of ones values is only possible if you actually have values. Which she doesn't.

Sigh. Her star is falling and she needs the publicity to stay relevant. I think she got booted out of some Nazi caucus or such. This "incident" was planned and she is getting what she wants. Indian chuds on /pol/ have a mummy fetish for her.

Maybe her "values" require a happy ending.

The author misunderstood her actual statement because of her slurring. What she actually said was, "I simply fell short on my vape-juice".

“…fell short of hiding my real values.”

Where's the OnlyFans, Lauren, I'm like 80% sure you've got one somewhere

Please, your values are appallingly obvious lol

How does one fall short of nothing?

Politicians poor behavior is always swept under the rug. We should demand better behavior from all elected officials.

Jacking a guy off in a theater is just short.

“Everywhere that I go people are having a hard time buying groceries, affording gas, getting to work, paying for their child care, affording the homes that they live in— or the homes that they would like to live in. We have got to get the spending under control in Washington, D.C.”

What does any of that have to do with tightening spending in Washington DC? How will tightening spending help any of that?

Where's the porn actress equivalent for her, like Sarah Palin had?

This twat regrets nothing.

How can she fall short of something she doesn't have?

I would assume a republican apologizing is problematic to the party.

Her values where in that guys pants and people wouldn't even give her a chance to find them.

Omg americans should have more escorts in their Parliament. #MAGA

Goddamn I read somewhere that she was an escort. Is it true? Hahahaha thats peak American stuff where a prostitute becomes a member of congress! Love it! Reminds me of an episode from south park. Bro someone find the rate she was going for during her escort days.

Hey. She can see her wrong behavior and apologize afterall...