Lauren Boebert says she "fell short of values" after Beetlejuice groping video.
Congresswoman issues apology after being kicked out of performance of musical in Denver for inappropriate behavior
Nah, her behavior lined up with the values she’s always displayed. She’s trash, she acted like trash. Shrug.
Case in point: her husband exposed himself to two young women while they were dating. She decided he was still marriage material. Absolute trash.
You spelled underage girls wrong
Case in point: her husband exposed himself to two young women children while they were dating. She decided he was still marriage material. Absolute trash.
FTFY
Oh her boyfriend owns a bar that hosts LBGTQ+ events? This keeps getting better.
For those not aware, she's a far right congress woman that publically hates on the LGBT community. The issue here isn't that this guy is cool with alternative peeps, it's that she's a hypocrite.
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute...
Did she possibly meet him in said bar?
Imagine AOC stroking hers BF dick, while he fondles her Tits. In a Theater. With Video-Footage. Imagine what Bobblehead would say to that. Craaaazy low standards in the Republican party.
Bringing up AOC every time Boebert shits the bed is unfair and degrading to AOC.
Area of effect?
Area of effect?
Good catch, there's only one cock involved! Clearly they should use single target weapons, AOE attacks on a single target are suboptimal and are just gonna result in lower DPS. You're never gonna encounter multiple cocks in every combat scenario (lol we should all be so lucky), so you gotta adapt to the situation. Use the right weapon ability!! IDK, maybe OP is a noob.
Or, in the case of MTG, just “fuck you”
Not even divorced yet and she's already getting fingerbanged in public with her affair partner. That's some fine Republican family values there, making her grandchild conceived outside of teenaged marriage proud.
Imagine if someone like AOC acted like ANY of this in public. The bloody Christly GOP would be screaming for her head on a platter.
"Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, Lauren Boebert got fingered in a public theatre, or that she was dry jerking her bf in public while her divorce is still warm, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that AOC was protesting abortion rights outside the supreme court, well then everyone loses their minds!"
Didn't you see the video of AOC dancing? DANCING!!! The devil's movement!!
I denied it, but then video evidence came out and I am truly sorry I was caught.
It's strange how these people always and consistently fall short of the values they're trying to force on others.
There's one of those dropkicks in the Australian parliament. One of those staunch conservative, deeply catholic people. Was dead set against same sex marriage because 'it devalues traditional marriage'. One day it came out that he'd been cheating on his wife and the mother of his four children with a woman half his age (he was nearing sixty at the time). Not only did he get his mistress pregnant, he also set her up with a cushy job in parliament.
His response when questioned about all this in relation to his claims about gay marriage: "I never said I was a saint."
Ah yes, the "I was only joking bro" defense. The hallmark of assholes around the world.
Oh, this guy wasn't joking. He just thought that his own standards, which he wants to force on others, didn't apply to him, and was completely unapologetic about that fact becoming public knowledge.
This is also know as hypocrisy.
John 8:7 ESV / 34 helpful votes And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”
Fucking hypocritical politicians, same the world over.
Edit: I'm not religious overall, but I love throwing scripture in the face of these assholes.
These people aren't religious, they ham it up for the religious vote. Shutting them down with scripture doesn't really prove anything to them
Not to mention that particular passage was added to the bible hundreds of years after it was assembled by a random scribe scribbling in the margins, they don't even understand the nature of their sacred text.. (Check out Misquoting Jesus, excellent read..)
Ah the beetrooter.
The one and only.
It has been "difficult and humbling."
Humbling? Humbling? I'll believe that when I fucking see it. She has never once betrayed the slightest hint of humility.
A report from the Advocate, the LGBTQ+ news outlet, noted that the man who accompanied her to Beetlejuice was a Democrat named Quinn Gallagher who is the proprietor of a bar that has hosted LGBTQ+ events and drag performances, which have often been targets of the political right.
Hmmm
My man Quinn over here having a failure of values and sticking his dick in category 5 crazy.
Somebody's gotta keep the ravenous cockbeasts pacified. That man's a hero.
TF
This, to me, was the most noteworthy part of the whole event! One of them has to be at least a little two faced and not believe what they "stand for". Boebert has a reputation that is just irreconcilable with Democrat values. I'm all for getting along but this is such an extreme belief difference, how is it not an issue!
She'll get a pass. This is the common refrain from psuedo-Christian fascists. "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."
Nah, it's "She has recognized that which was wrong and has repented. God has forgiven her and who are we to judge?"
Of course, when it's a liberal, it's, "They refuse to recant their evil ways, we must stone them to death!"
My totally not made up religion says she needs to be tried as a witch and burned at the stake. Ya know, regular Halloween spooky shit.
They neither care nor critically think about their candidate's personal lives. They "deal with it" through whataboutism, thought terminating cliches, etc.
All they care about is their candidates "hurting the right people".
That's actually being kind to them. They demand forgiveness and understanding for their own shitty deeds but the moment someone on their giant list of undesirables has a hair out of place, it's off to the gallows for them.
She's dogshit. We knew she was dogshit. The people voting for her do so specifically because she's dogshit.
Of course, Trump is obviously a loathsome scumbag who upholds zero tenets of theoretical Christianity, and evangelicals said he was a "flawed vessel".
I suspect the refrain they'll go with on this one is "Hey look over there, M&Ms is being woke again just in time for Halloween season!"
Looking objectively at her odds of winning her next election, she won't.
No, she won’t. She’s a woman. If she were a man she’d get a pass, but a woman that’s not chaste? Absolutely abhorrent.
What values?
Hate and fear mongering.
But wait…
“I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday,” Boebert said.
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A report from the Advocate, the LGBTQ+ news outlet, noted that the man who accompanied her to Beetlejuice was a Democrat named Quinn Gallagher who is the proprietor of a bar that has hosted LGBTQ+ events and drag performances, which have often been targets of the political right.
Oh, wait. She doesn't believe in shit. It's all a show. Just like we all knew.
You have to actually have values to fail them.
That's ok. Groping your techincally male mistress while in full view of children isn't as bad as being gay in full view of children.
When I went to see Beetlejuice (on tour) I was really amazed by how many kids were there. There’s quite a bit of lewd and innuendo-laden humor in it…and Beetlejuice (the character) is, quite openly, bisexual.
Not to say anything bad about the show. I loved it. It was fucking great. Just…a bit surprising. I imagine like me, many parents were probably thinking it’d be more in line with the much more innocent cartoon series or the film.
I'm not especially interested in seeing it, but if "NICE FUCKIN' MODEL! HONK HONK" isn't in it, it's not worth seeing anyway.
She is short of values. A disgusting piece of shit that needs to be removed from her position.
The bar is so low that I am genuinely surprised she hasn't denied it was her or claimed it was wasn't a big deal and actually admitted she messed up
“AI generated video funded by Soros”
Or “They are just using this out of context video to attack my character because I’m a WHITE CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN which is a CRIME to them!”
Why? This is publicity for her towards her constituents and grifting targets.
What exactly are her values, besides spreading hate and disinformation?
“Do you know who I am” is also what the wide-stance republiQan said when he was arrested.
What values?
“Do you know who I am?” the congresswoman allegedly asked
Yes unfortunately, and the world would be a better place if I didn’t
getting to second base in a theater is one of her best values though
Well, she already did it in the bowling alley, so I guess doing it during a musical in the theater is a step up for her?
Her and her new boyfriend are absolute trash.
It's one thing if you are and wholly admit to the derelict' lifestyle. It's another of you pretend to hold yourself to... well, any standard.
Idk, i heard he runs a lgbq friendly bar and he's fingerbanging a vapid, married republican in puplic. He seems like a riot.
Espousing all those good christian values!
Like marrying the sex predator who exposed himself to you and your friends in a bowling alley when you were a minor, and being the 36-year-old grandmother with a 14-year-old daughter who doesn’t know who’s the father of her own baby.
Solid Christian values! 
Makes the allegations about her formerly being an escort a lot more credible.
No, no it does not. Cut the misogynistic shit.
Leerin' Boobert.
Leerin' at the cock while he fondles her Booberts.
Edit: My phone is chaste and pure and edited 'cock'to cocktail'.
Well, she didn't spare the rod, did she? Hos gonna ho.
she didn't spare the rod
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What fucking values???? Trailer park meth barbie has values????
She meant monetary values .... she should have asked for more up front.
She used to be a hooker, those are generally valued hourly.
She went on to say she values her ability to not get caught on video.
I wonder, was the messy divorce before or after she met this guy?
Yes
Was the lies about that night also a part of that short fall? Or are we going to get another apology for lying?
Like her first response was "I guess some people just don't know how to have a good time."
This bish.
Her idea of a good time is fingerbanging in a public theater. So her initial statement wasn’t a lie /s
I'd bet good money they were both drunk and /or stoned.
And honestly setting the fact I detest her aside, have at it, enjoy your life, but you know if AOC even talked a little loud in a theater that this see you next Tuesday would be calling for her head on a platter.
Being high or groping each other isn't as bad to me as being rude., It's the noise that I find unforgivable. You don't talk in a movie theater and you DEFINITELY don't talk or "sing and enjoy too much" a live performance. You shut the fuck up because other people are watching the show. Everyone is right, she's trash and she's acting like trash.
Too few women in politics for sociopaths like Baob. to come wreck things.
Sure you did.
Please leave society, thanks!
I'm sure there's a joke about Colorado in there somewhere.
EDIT: As you can probably tell, I know fuck all about Colorado. My only point of contact to the state is a coworker who lives there (born and raised, I believe). When asked about whether he'd make it easier for himself and move closer to one of our bases, Quote: "Nah, I like my mountain". I live in similar terrain, and as such it is my right to shit on others practically living in the middle of nowhere.
Comedy is hard
Whats a little crotch petting between friends?
She felt her bf groping her as well
Imagine what she'd have said if a gay couple did the same thing in front of them
Not sure if you’ve seen the play or not but Beetlejuice, the character, is bi and down for pretty much anything.
More lies from lying trash.
Oh sweetie that train left the station a long time ago.
And isn’t coming back…
Must run in the family 🥰🥰
Thanks for the stain Colorado
Beetlejuice Boebertgate..Boebert Beetlegate..Beetlebertgate.....Boebeetlegate!
Dont say her name 3 times...
If there weren't video she'd still be lying about it.
Wait what!! She gropped Beetlejuice?!?!
You can take a call girl off the streets and dress her up and paint her however you want, but she’s still a call girl.
When did she aquite values?
Groping? I thought she was vaping?
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Boebert, a Republican representative for Colorado, and a male guest accompanying her were ejected from the musical on 10 September for vaping, recording video and disturbing other patrons during the Sunday performance. Video also showed them eagerly groping each other while in their seats.
From the article.
Oh you sweet summer child
