Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
A closer look at Boebert's wild night out shows activities not suitable for the eyes of children
As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert's wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of "Beetlejuice" the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert's exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
"Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as 'threats to children,'" writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
What is this country coming to when you can't even go to a production of "Beetlejuice" and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can't even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?
America isn't even half of what it used to be anymore! It's barely even Amer! That isn't even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we'll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!
Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.
I know I'm not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.
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I think at this point we can pretty much assume that anybody who makes public speeches about sexual perversion is, themself, a pervert.
Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
Indecent Exposure charges when?
I'm just surprised that the man isn't Gaetz. They were 100% having an affair while she was still married to her pedophile husband.
Looks like exposing yourself in front of children is just Boebert's fetish. Odd choice for a GOP lackey, since they're always droning on and on about protecting children. Once again, the calls are coming from inside the house with them.
There are areas of the USA where what Boebert and her man are doing could land them both on the sex offenders' list for life. She has her hand on der wienerschnitzel, he has his on her boobies, in a crowded theater during a show.
I've done the same, but in the balcony at a movie theater, with no-one else within a dozen rows. Also, I was in my late teens, and not a member of Congress.
Every update to this story brings more WTF.
Apologies for the Facebook link, it was sent to me the other day but this guy says it in a way that I never could... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1341970406741583?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw
As a 35M, with a healthy sex life to my wife 40 (2-3times a month)
When does getting a dry handy in a public venue ever constitute legitimate foreplay, also the wrenching and single handing her breast like it's a stress ball? its like watching teenagers figure it out.
I would have to be full on crank 2 with my wife taunting me to even keep it up with that many people around...but, hey good for Boebert, she's definitely finding 'quality' sexual intimacy in her continuous selection of partners.
That explains her apology earlier. I thought maybe hell had frozen over when I read she’d apologised, but now it seems she was just trying to get ahead of this (pun not intended).
Waitaminute, you are telling me that Qbert, Colorado's version of Sarah Palin, is doing this?
Literal trailer trash.
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Give It a break all. They are just brushing up on their original job skills. I think they have a meeting with Ted Cruise next week.
Damn, Bobo. Yousa hoho.
I wonder how long until Marj ends up in a similar situation? She seems just as classy.
Remember how MGT was grabbing donnie's cardboad junk?
Tick tock...
Boebert.
Boebert.
BOEBERT!
... Uh, everyone, don't summon Boebert. I'm going to be listening to reggae themed political lies until I can hire an exorcist. And those weekend hour rates, yikes.
Well that's just some great "Family Values" there.
Lauren Boebert being an asshole for no reason? You don't say, she would never (mind)
Is this strictly necessary?
I'm trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.
It reminds me of first serius dates. Once theres bit of darkness to cover them naghty hands... anyway still much better than putting fetish sex into kids school library imho.
I mean, it's per personal life, who the fuck cares? She's a shitty representative for all kinds of reasons just based on what she does in congress. This all feels very "gotcha"-ish, as if in some congressional office some democratic staffer was just giddy about releasing this to the public. Maybe I'm burnt out on it all but I have no appetite for this kind of politics anymore.
