9mo ago

Anon goes on a double date

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"I'm over it"
"fuck you ... rot in hell"
Sure
- Ashley wisely identified a 4chan bro and GTFO'd.
- "fuck you and rot in hell :)!"
  edit: quotation marks added
  
  if that's where y'all aren't I'd consider it an upgrade
I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that. One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said "No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming." She didn't want to see me again but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.
- I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.
  This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...
  
  4chan anon in shitty attitude to relationships shocker
- The horrors persist but so do I.
  
  The Dude abides.
Butter fly deez nuts?
That's not even clever. There's no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he's so bitter and made up this story too probably
- I too only laugh at clever, highly intellectual jokes.
  
  Agreed, and I will not hear any excuses that it might have been funny given the current mood that time.
  
  Butterfly deez jokes
yea a lot of people have kids and get fat
- About 40% of Americans (which I assume OOP is) are obese, so yeah, most people get fat.
  
  Wouldn’t most need to be over 50%?
  
  Just because OOP is American doesn't mean that "most people" are Americans... The US is about 4% of the global population. "Most people" is always global since you're referring to everyone on the planet, you could say "most people there get fat" though.
- Pregnancy and childbirth are quite hard on the body, it's one of the reasons it should be her choice whether to endure it. Of course, strict religions often don't allow her to choose anything else. Apparently her husband chose to default on his vows, though.
  Raising an infant into a child and then an adolescent and hopefully an adult is also quite hard and ages a person considerably. It puts a strain on finances, especially as a single parent, such that cheap carbs are often chosen over more expensive fresh vegetables.
  
  Maybe he died. OOP doesn’t seem like the type for nuance
- Got fat, 2 kids, no husband does sound like a doozy. It's not a direction many would like their life to go I'd imagine and it has to make dating a real bitch.
  
  Good news, it's probably not true, Ashley probably has two kids, is fit, and has a happy marriage.
She knew he was too good for her
„Fuck you Ashley!“ and „rot in hell!“ work as opposing wrestling chants
Heh, is that Marian Labuda in the picture from movie 'Vesničko má středisková'?
- That question is so specific it seems rhetorical

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