Yates, Yardley and Thatcher sounds like names a british gammon would give his dogs. Only one missing is Winston, and that might just be because it's such a stereotype.
My dogs Jeffrey and Ghislaine
My sister named her french bulldog winston
french bulldog winston
If you ever have to talk about or to her dog call/refer to it as "Vincent" and really push the French pronunciation. "Hes french! You ever hear of a French person named winston? Fucking racist. Its pronunced Vin-SSSon "
Contrary to popular belief, Thatcher Kelly is not named after the British politician who fucked a bunch of people over, rather Megyn Kelly's hope was for nominative determinism to lead her child to literally become a person who builds roofs using dry vegetation as a profession, a low cost and ecologically friendly form of roofing.
Those are fake names. Nobody would actually name a child Yardley.
Yardley sounds like a word an Australian would make up for drinking 3/4ths a gallon of beer.
It probably all originate from that parish in Birmingham, since it's over 1000 years old and a lot of people lived there over the years, so naturally other places, things and people were named after that.
Well that explains it. The birtish.
If I knew which emoji was the burning birtish flag I’d post that here.
Yardley
levels off the chartsFuture partners asking him if the grass is mowed
I remember when people like this made fun of “black names.” The names of her children sound like the cast of a British drama set in the 18th century.
Mormon ass names, so incredibly white I'm actually blinded now. You blinded me Megyn
Like we really expected a lot from someone with a cracker-assed name like mEgYn
naming my kids exclusively using surnames from charles dickens novels
Come and meet my son Chapter 28: The Whiteness of the Whale
Okay but wait what the fuck kind of name is Yardley?
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now imagine doing it ironically. Does that feel better or worse?
Can i offer you a dethatcher, perhaps?
Dethatch: (v) to kill a child of Megyn [sic]
