9mo ago

Science fact

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Oh fuck... It's so stupid it's smart.
I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:
2 > 1
This one checks out, folks.
- You must be a terrorist because that's MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.
  
  Al-Gebra
  
  How's this instead: II > I
- What, you don't believe in the Nemesis hypothesis?
  Because that would bring it up to... hang on, let me get my calculator...
  Two stars in the solar system.
  
  Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:
  2 ≥ 2
- Thank you for your service.
- You only see the bright white light kind of star?
  That's racist.
As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..
sigh
I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”
Always tomorrow.
- This is one of the most fascinating comments I've ever encountered on Lemmy
  
  You’re fascinating. 😘
- Wut?
  
  I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.
  
  And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.
You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.
- Doubleponder.
  
  If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)
- Had yourself a thinkythink
- The term you're looking for is doublethink.
  On an unrelated note: 2+2=5
I love this because even though I read the words, I interpreted it to mean something else for a second. (atoms and galaxy) Be careful when you read things and don't assume you know something.
Not if you count Taylor Swift
- What about Chris, Jill, Brad, and Rebecca?
  
  Sparkling gas giants at best.
Mmm... Yeah!
Is the joke that there is only one star in our solar system? The sun?
- yes, ... and only 2 hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water (H2O)
  
  I was sure of the 2 H atoms but wasn't sure if the sun was the only star. Thanks for the clarification.
Second time i see this, still funny :)
Made me think for a second.
- I just saw that series recently. What a wonderful show.
  
  It really is a wonderful show. I watched it again recently because it's that time of year, so this was on my mind. 😁
  
  What show is it?
- Me mum can sing the potato and molasses song
It's true
Which solar system?
- Name one.
  
  The Milky Way
And this prove what exactly...??
- Once again, 2 > 1 holds true.
  
  Thank fuck. I was worried for a second.
- That there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are s's in your entire comment.
- that stars don't have hydrogen atoms
- You do realize what instant you are in right?
- Jupiter and Saturn are not brown dwarves.
  https://www.astronomy.com/science/ask-astro-why-is-jupiter-not-a-star-or-a-brown-dwarf/

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