So 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 46 minutes, and 44 seconds.
Thanks. I was half awake/asleep and unsure of my brain.
Handy back-of-the-envelope is that a year is about pi*10^7 seconds.
Also...hate to be the guy to mention leap years but...
What in the double chin ballsack is going on here?
In vanilla Skyrim there's a sort of feedback loop you can perform with the game's alchemy and enchantment systems, allowing you to get enchantments like this.
Well, it's a shitpost so: Hacks and exploits. But since it's Skyrim, probably just exploits.
Is it really an exploit to make potion that increases enchanting, then use it to make gear that increases alchemy, and repeat?
To be fair, you can exploit Skyrim by looking at it funny.
I accidentally discovered the “phase through a wall by holding a plate” thing all by myself just dicking around.
5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched...
Explains the 'mannequins' that liked to come to life when I wasn't looking. They're just people that have been hit with this bow.